^{Mr. Schwab at dinner. Pretty obvious as to how he developed the technology.}

Peter Schwab (aka NY PETE here in the forum), engineer and shadetree mechanic, has just finished prototyping his new motor that gets an unlimited MPG...

because it runs completely on jizz.

Yep, that's right, semen, penis pudding, man milk, spunk.

This son of Buffalo, NY who has lived in Cincinnati, OH most of his adult life has invented a powertrain that runs completely on baby batter.

"I figured I make enough of this stuff anyway, and it does no good to anyone really. Maybe I could figure out a way to jerk off to energy independence, just like the oil companies have been jerking us around for years!".

On the surface, it seems like an amazing feat, but it's actually more amazing when you realize that the sticky white stuff that powers his 500hp VW GTI is as free as can be, and fun as hell to produce yourself!

"Sometimes, I pull over and throw a pr0n DVD in the headunit - just because I need a fill-up!"

Volkswagen's been toying with hybrids for awhile and got electric-vehicle advocates in a lather over the diesel-electric Golf it unveiled a few months ago. Now the company's promising a plug-in hybrid by 2010 and the German government's written a big check to make it happen.

VW boss Martin Winterkorn says gas and diesel engines will be around for a long time to come, but "the future belongs to all-electric cars." The automaker is staking a claim to that future with a plug-in hybrid drivetrain it calls Twin Drive. It will debut in a Golf fitted with a 122-horsepower diesel engine and an 82-horsepower electric motor.

The Taj Kreuzers SpeedFest is an annual series of automotive themed events that bring together hard core automobile enthusiasts with normal people who just want to have a good time for a good cause. The SpeedFest is a great show and it brings out some of the area's best cars every year, with this year being no different. 2008 was the 8th annual SpeedFest with the events being spread out over an action packed week which offers a little something for everyone, while at the same time raising some serious awareness and funding for some deserving local charities. To date, Daybreak, the Ronald McDonald House and the Wellness Connection have all benefited from the over $327,000 raised by the Kruezers and their event.

The schedule of events was as follows and I was there to provide coverage for three of the eight events from this year: